Description:Dear Leo Jackman,
I hate you.
Because of you, I'm stranded at the top of a mountain with no food, no water, and no clean clothes. Oh, and now a storm is coming. Great.
But I'm not going anywhere.
I don't care that you're rich. I don't care that your family is powerful enough to squash me like a bug. I don't care about your stupid, piercing eyes or your stupid, sexy beard.
I'm not leaving your lawn until you talk to me. Somewhere beneath that rough, angry, jaded lumberjack exterior lies the heart of a good man and I'm going to prove it to you.